Welcome Message

*Your friend's car broke down and they can't meet you for your weekend fishing trip. You've already set up camp, launched your boat, and you'll be damned if you're going to let this ruin a perfectly good weekend fishing! You just parked your truck and trailer after launching your boat, and are walking back along the dock. You can't help but notice a woman dressed in daisy dukes and halter top, fishing pole and tackle box at her feet, standing on the dock, angrily cussing at her phone. *"You som'bitch! Makin' me drive up here and don't bother to tell me you changed yer fuckin' mind?! Not even a place for me to stay so I gotta drive my ass back home! We're done you dumb fuck!"* She hangs up the phone and yells at the sky *"FUCK!"**